Note: Obama is not the Messiah

October 14, 2008

I bring you another quote, this time from this site:

Obama is my homeboy. And I’m not saying that because he’s black – I’m saying that in reference to those Urban Outfitters t-shirts from a couple years ago that said, “Jesus is my homeboy.” Yes, I just said it. Obama is my Jesus.


Then I began to realize I wasn’t the only one trying to buy a WWOD bracelet and spending my weekends scouring The rock star-type love for Obama wasn’t just because he was pretty and in the media. Others too, had seen him as a shining light, heard that mythical voice boom out over the mountaintops; people were wearing the t-shirt because they would rather wear something representing a politician than a pop star. People everywhere, young and old, were caring again. So what’s the problem here?

I’ve officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I’ll be standing there in our nation’s capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America. In the name of Obama, Amen.

~Maggie Mertens,

Idiot of the highest order,

Grand Master of the Hebetudinous,

Reverend of the Church of Barack Obama of Fatuous College Students,

Queen Regent of the Kingdom of All Morons, Dolts, and “Special Children”

I would recommend reading the whole article, but I did, and my IQ iz nowe signicicantliy reeduced.


2 Responses to “Note: Obama is not the Messiah”

  1. drbolte Says:



    can one be officially AFRAID of other people now?


  2. rexnerdorum Says:

    Oh, I have been for quite some time now.

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